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Room 07 of 07 · the clockwork, in the open

What runs, and when.

Every figure on this instrument is read from the database when a page is built; scheduled work keeps the underlying rollups current. This room lists every registered job, when each runs next, and the records of the runs that completed.

Read from the scheduler at this render — nothing on this page is a stored copy.

44 STUDY JOBS SCHEDULED102 ALL-SITE JOBS2 DUE NOW48 / 48 ROUTES ANSWERING
Section 01

Every job on the scheduler.

One row per registered hook. A study job is any hook beginning teas_ — those come first. The remainder is ordinary site housekeeping (commerce, caches, mail), listed in full below it because a schedule with hidden rows is not a schedule.

HookCadenceNext run (UTC)State
teas_entity_journey_poll_tick1 min19 Sep 07:20Due now
teas_ledger_v2_poll_tick1 min19 Sep 07:21Due now
teas_ledger_v2_reconcile_ordershourly19 Sep 07:25Scheduled
teas_lens_cron_v115 min19 Sep 07:30Scheduled
teas_api_404_sentinel_hourlyhourly19 Sep 07:32Scheduled
teas_claus_fluent_abandoned_cart_sweephourly19 Sep 07:35Scheduled
teas_seo_core_prune_404_logsdaily19 Sep 08:01Scheduled
teas_service_desk_sla_checkhourly19 Sep 08:02Scheduled
teas_route_registry_v2_probehourly19 Sep 08:04Scheduled
teas_rollups_v2_tickhourly19 Sep 08:05Scheduled
teas_utho_refresh_rollupshourly19 Sep 08:05Scheduled
teas_ai_status_refreshhourly19 Sep 08:20Scheduled
teas_birthday_gift_tickdaily19 Sep 09:00Scheduled
teas_study_integrity_check6 hours19 Sep 09:33Scheduled
teas_ursy_alliance_checkin_tick6 hours19 Sep 10:08Scheduled
teas_jsonl_static_mirror_refresh6 hours19 Sep 11:12Scheduled
teas_truth_spine_audit_sixhourly6 hours19 Sep 12:12Scheduled
teas_media_xml_refresh_v2daily19 Sep 13:47Scheduled
teas_asset_obs_import_host_access_logs12 hours19 Sep 14:18Scheduled
teas_shield_daily_scandaily19 Sep 18:36Scheduled
teas_seo_analytics_daily_syncdaily19 Sep 20:31Scheduled
teas_seo_core_recount_linksdaily19 Sep 20:31Scheduled
teas_seo_analytics_weekly_reportdaily19 Sep 21:31Scheduled
teas_seo_core_analyze_contentdaily19 Sep 21:31Scheduled
teas_seo_core_content_assistant_batchdaily19 Sep 22:31Scheduled
teas_seo_core_import_ai_telemetrydaily19 Sep 22:31Scheduled
teas_subs_daily_tickdaily19 Sep 23:01Scheduled
teas_uth_section_daily_snapshotdaily19 Sep 23:05Scheduled
teas_totd_dailydaily19 Sep 23:10Scheduled
teas_shield_weekly_report7 days19 Sep 23:44Scheduled
teas_winback_dailydaily20 Sep 00:05Scheduled
teas_gc_dailydaily20 Sep 00:05Scheduled
teas_study_daily_snapshotdaily20 Sep 02:35Scheduled
teas_uth_anchor_warmdaily20 Sep 03:00Scheduled
teas_mint_v4_dailydaily20 Sep 03:15Scheduled
teas_ursy_runtime_v11_daily_regional_delta_tickdaily20 Sep 03:17Scheduled
teas_cache_cap_prewarmdaily20 Sep 03:17Scheduled
teas_deploy_daily_sitemapdaily20 Sep 03:27Scheduled
teas_central_ledger_sender_tickdaily20 Sep 03:30Scheduled
teas_anchist_daily_syncdaily20 Sep 03:30Scheduled
teas_mint_v5_dailydaily20 Sep 03:35Scheduled
teas_as_daily_rebuilddaily20 Sep 03:37Scheduled
teas_ios_account_api_cleanupdaily20 Sep 06:22Scheduled
teas_monthly_newsletter_dueone-off1 Oct 08:00Scheduled
44 study hooks — the scheduler holds 44 study events in total (a hook can carry more than one event).
The other 56 site hooks, in fullcommerce, caching, mail and platform housekeeping — nothing is hidden
HookCadenceNext run (UTC)State
jetpack_clean_nonceshourly19 Sep 07:20Due now
cmplz_every_five_minutes_hook5 min19 Sep 07:21Due now
action_scheduler_run_queue1 min19 Sep 07:21Due now
fluentcrm_scheduled_minute_tasks1 min19 Sep 07:21Scheduled
fluentcrm_scheduled_five_minute_tasks1 min19 Sep 07:21Scheduled
fluentform_do_scheduled_tasks5 min19 Sep 07:21Scheduled
wp_privacy_delete_old_export_fileshourly19 Sep 07:22Scheduled
jetpack_sync_cron5 min19 Sep 07:22Scheduled
jetpack_sync_full_cron5 min19 Sep 07:22Scheduled
clarity_collect_batch_cron5 min19 Sep 07:23Scheduled
umb_order_reconcile15 min19 Sep 07:24Scheduled
wc_admin_unsnooze_admin_noteshourly19 Sep 07:25Scheduled
umb_hourly_feedhourly19 Sep 07:39Scheduled
validate_woopay_compatibilitydaily19 Sep 07:40Scheduled
wc_admin_process_orders_milestonehourly19 Sep 07:44Scheduled
jp_purge_transients_crondaily19 Sep 07:46Scheduled
wc_connect_fetch_service_schemasdaily19 Sep 07:46Scheduled
fluentcrm_scheduled_hourly_taskshourly19 Sep 07:53Scheduled
fs_data_sync_blocksy-companiondaily19 Sep 08:21Scheduled
jetpack_v2_heartbeatdaily19 Sep 08:31Scheduled
googlesitekit_cron_update_remote_features12 hours19 Sep 12:52Scheduled
recovery_mode_clean_expired_keysdaily19 Sep 13:53Scheduled
wp_scheduled_deletedaily19 Sep 13:53Scheduled
delete_expired_transientsdaily19 Sep 13:53Scheduled
wp_update_user_counts12 hours19 Sep 13:53Scheduled
wp_scheduled_auto_draft_deletedaily19 Sep 13:53Scheduled
woocommerce_marketplace_cron_fetch_promotions12 hours19 Sep 14:38Scheduled
wp_version_check12 hours19 Sep 14:53Scheduled
wp_update_plugins12 hours19 Sep 15:23Scheduled
rank_math_cleanup_exportsdaily19 Sep 15:35Scheduled
wp_update_themes12 hours19 Sep 15:53Scheduled
zorem_usage_data_ast7 days19 Sep 18:06Scheduled
fs_data_sync_ajax-search-for-woocommercedaily19 Sep 18:07Scheduled
wp_privacy_personal_data_cleanup_requestsdaily19 Sep 18:55Scheduled
elementor/tracker/send_eventdaily19 Sep 20:03Scheduled
fluentform_do_email_report_scheduled_tasksdaily19 Sep 21:09Scheduled
fluentcrm_scheduled_daily_tasksdaily19 Sep 21:39Scheduled
fluentmail_do_daily_scheduled_tasksdaily19 Sep 22:27Scheduled
blocksy_waitlist_remove_not_confirmeddaily19 Sep 22:29Scheduled
wpchill_notifications_remotedaily19 Sep 22:33Scheduled
rank_math/content-ai/update_promptsdaily19 Sep 22:49Scheduled
rank_math/redirection/clean_trasheddaily20 Sep 00:00Scheduled
rank_math/links/internal_linksdaily20 Sep 00:00Scheduled
dgwt_wcas_analytics_maintenancedaily20 Sep 02:00Scheduled
cmplz_every_day_hookdaily20 Sep 04:48Scheduled
googlesitekit_email_reporting_monitordaily20 Sep 06:44Scheduled
googlesitekit_email_reporting_initiatorone-off21 Sep 08:00Scheduled
delete_gravatars_folder7 days21 Sep 20:14Scheduled
cmplz_every_week_hook7 days23 Sep 04:48Scheduled
wp_delete_temp_updater_backups7 days23 Sep 13:57Scheduled
rank_math_cleanup_orphaned_link_status7 days23 Sep 15:35Scheduled
wpconsent_usage_tracking_cron7 days24 Sep 09:43Scheduled
wp_site_health_scheduled_check7 days24 Sep 13:53Scheduled
fluentcrm_scheduled_weekly_tasks7 days25 Sep 21:49Scheduled
cmplz_every_month_hook30 days7 Oct 04:48Scheduled
googlesitekit_email_reporting_cleanup30 days7 Oct 06:44Scheduled

Source: the WordPress scheduler (_get_cron_array), read at 19 Sep 2026 07:21 UTC - live. "Due now" means the event has reached its scheduled time and runs on the next trigger.

Section 02

The mint's run record - when each day was actually done.

The daily mint evaluates the previous complete UTC day, exactly once, at 03:15 UTC. Every completed run seals receipts, and the evidence day and the issuance moment are deliberately separate facts — both are below.

Next daily run
20 Sep, 03:15 UTC
Stage 1 (v4 writer) - 1,596 rows waiting on today.
Last successful v4 run
19 Sep, 03:19 UTC
A run without a sealed receipt mints nothing.
Last successful v5 run
19 Sep, 03:36 UTC
Stages 2 to 4 - issuing live since 2026-09-02.
Evidence dayIssuedFirst issued at (UTC)Last issued at (UTC)BatchesCheck
18 Sep 20264,55719 Sep 03:1819 Sep 03:1910Pass
17 Sep 202684618 Sep 03:1618 Sep 03:162Pass
16 Sep 202651117 Sep 03:1617 Sep 03:162Pass
15 Sep 202650916 Sep 03:1516 Sep 03:152Pass
14 Sep 20263,71715 Sep 03:1815 Sep 03:188Pass
13 Sep 20261,38314 Sep 03:1614 Sep 03:163Pass
12 Sep 202650813 Sep 03:1513 Sep 03:152Pass
11 Sep 202690912 Sep 03:1812 Sep 03:182Pass
10 Sep 202668811 Sep 03:1511 Sep 03:152Pass
9 Sep 202643010 Sep 03:1910 Sep 03:191Pass
8 Sep 20263459 Sep 03:179 Sep 03:171Pass
7 Sep 20261,1298 Sep 03:178 Sep 03:173Pass
6 Sep 20261,0717 Sep 03:187 Sep 03:183Pass
5 Sep 20261,1366 Sep 03:176 Sep 03:173Pass
Runs 15 to 30 of the visible recordthe board keeps the latest 30 evidence days; receipts are append-only for the whole history
Evidence dayIssuedFirst issued at (UTC)Last issued at (UTC)BatchesCheck
4 Sep 20261,4885 Sep 03:165 Sep 03:163Pass
3 Sep 20264494 Sep 03:184 Sep 03:181Pass
2 Sep 20269813 Sep 03:153 Sep 03:152Pass
1 Sep 20265402 Sep 03:162 Sep 03:162Pass
31 Aug 20265481 Sep 03:151 Sep 03:152Pass
30 Aug 202624331 Aug 03:1531 Aug 03:151Pass
29 Aug 202656530 Aug 03:1530 Aug 03:152Pass
28 Aug 202633029 Aug 03:1929 Aug 03:191Pass
27 Aug 202638428 Aug 03:1828 Aug 03:181Pass
26 Aug 20269727 Aug 03:1527 Aug 03:151Pass
25 Aug 202624426 Aug 03:1526 Aug 03:151Pass
24 Aug 202617125 Aug 03:1625 Aug 03:161Pass
23 Aug 202630024 Aug 03:1824 Aug 03:181Pass
22 Aug 202645623 Aug 03:1823 Aug 03:181Pass
21 Aug 202686422 Aug 03:1522 Aug 03:152Pass
20 Aug 202629921 Aug 08:2021 Aug 08:201Pass

Source: the v4 ledger grouped by evidence day, with each day's first and last issuance timestamps from its own receipts - a day evaluated late is caught up and says so by its timestamps - live.

Section 03

The truth spine's cadence.

Truth-spine audit
Every 6 hours
WP-Cron hook teas_truth_spine_audit_sixhourly compares what the pages publish against what the database holds; what it caught is the corrections table in room 06.
Route probes
48 / 48
Every registered route is probed on a schedule against its promised status; the result is published beside the promise in room 04.
Observability snapshots
Daily, held in full
observability.json carries a per-day snapshot chain with the audit schedule in its trust block - the machine copy of this room.
Section 04

What was recorded before the spine existed.

The study kept records before the current apparatus existed. They rest on weaker foundations and are published as exactly that — a preserved record, never merged into any live figure.

What was recordedCountWhat it rests on
Accepted claims156Receipt hashes from the June submission.
Runtime loops completed85Recorded at submission time.
Sales-ledger claims82Recorded at submission time.
Evidence families5Categories under which the claims were filed.
A frozen pre-spine record, preserved verbatim - frozen, June 2026.

The same clockwork, for machines

observability.json study.json traffic/data.md
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Where this leads next.

One study, one style, seven rooms. The legacy room addresses now land on the room that absorbed their content, and every machine mirror keeps its original path.

What we got wrong
The checks the spine runs against us, and every correction they produced.
Open the record →
The mint & leaderboard
The board those daily runs feed, and the rules that make the receipts matter.
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How we count
The counting rules the scheduler keeps current.
Open the record →
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