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    "title": "McVitie's Penguin Original Chocolate Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars, 7 Bars 172.2g",
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    "excerpt": "McVitie's Penguin Original Chocolate Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars is the seven-bar box of the fully coated chocolate biscuit bar with a joke on every wrapper, picked into the Teas.co.uk selection.Ingredients and dietary suitability: Per the published ingredient list for this barcode it contains wheat (gluten), milk and soya. Check the current UK pack before purchase; formulations and allergen advice can change.Packaging: Follow the current UK pack and local-authority guidance; components can require different disposal routes.Seven bars at 24.6g, 172.2g in the box. Two thin biscuit layers, a sweet cocoa cream between them and full chocolate coverage outside, so it is very sweet, one bar is enough, and it is not a biscuit to dunk: the coating goes into the mug first.Curator notes: the tasting profile is our own editorial assessment against the current pack format and the brand's published description. We run same-day UK dispatch on every order placed before 2pm Monday to Friday. Storage notes and packing guidance are also published in the detailed Q and A tab below.",
    "content_text": "McVitie's Penguin Original Chocolate Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars is a seven-bar box of the biscuit that taught a generation of British children what a chocolate bar in a lunchbox was supposed to look like. Two biscuit layers, a chocolate-flavour cream between them, the whole thing coated, and a joke printed on the wrapper. It has not changed in any way that matters, and the seven-bar box is the size most households actually get through. Seven bars at 24.6g each makes 172.2g in the box, according to the published pack listing. The Taste Profile\n \nChocolate coating: \u25cf\u25cf\u25cf\u25cf\u25cb (4/5) Full coverage, sweet and soft-setting rather than snappy, which is what makes the bar feel generous for its size.\n \nCream filling: \u25cf\u25cf\u25cf\u25cf\u25cb (4/5) Smooth, cocoa-led and noticeably sweeter than the coating. It is the layer doing most of the talking.\n \nBiscuit layers: \u25cf\u25cf\u25cf\u25cb\u25cb (3/5) Thin, light and crisp, and there mainly for structure. The biscuit is the frame rather than the picture.\n \nSweetness: \u25cf\u25cf\u25cf\u25cf\u25cf (5/5) High. Two layers of chocolate and a cream filling leave nowhere for it to hide, and it is why one bar is genuinely enough.\n\nTeas.co.uk Curator Rating: 4.7 / 5 - Our expert verdict from the curators at Teas.co.uk The Story Behind The Pack\nThe wrapper joke is not a marketing afterthought. It is the reason a great many people can still picture the bar decades after they last ate one, and it is one of the very few pieces of packaging in a British biscuit aisle that people read on purpose. A chocolate-covered bar is otherwise a difficult thing to make memorable, because the format is crowded and the differences between brands are small. Printing something to read while you eat solved that problem in a way no recipe change could have. The construction has a practical logic to it as well. Two thin biscuit layers with a soft cream between them and a full coating on the outside gives you a bar that is light for its size, sets firm in a cool room and stays sealed until it is opened, which is exactly what an individually wrapped lunchbox bar has to do. The trade-off is that it is a poor traveller in warm weather: full coverage means the whole surface is chocolate, and a bar left in a warm bag will fuse to its own wrapper. The ingredient panel, the nutrition table and the allergen statement are printed on the current UK pack. The tasting profile is our own editorial assessment against the current pack format and the brand's published description.\nPackaging: Follow the current UK pack and local-authority guidance; components can require different disposal routes. Our Commitment To The Planet\n The pack that arrives is the current UK retail pack rather than an import made to a different recipe for another market. Individually wrapped bars waste less than a loose pack in a household that eats one at a time, because the six you have not opened are still sealed. In a household that eats three at once, the opposite is true. \n How Does McVitie's Penguin Original, 7 Bars 172.2g Compare to:\n McVitie's Penguin Original, 14 bars: the same bar in a box twice the size. Worth it only if you know you will get through fourteen, because the chocolate is what ages first and a half-finished box in a warm cupboard goes to waste. McVitie's Penguin Caramel Biscuit Bars: caramel in place of the chocolate cream, which makes it noticeably sweeter and stickier and pushes it further from a tea-break biscuit towards a confectionery bar. McVitie's Penguin Chocolate and Mint Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars: mint cream instead of chocolate cream. The mint cuts the sweetness and makes it the better after-dinner option of the two, and the worse one for a child's lunchbox.\n Ideal Brewing Conditions\nA fully coated, very sweet bar needs a drink that can cut through it rather than join in. Strong black tea does that, and so does plain black coffee. What does not work is anything sweetened or anything weak, because the bar has already taken the sugar as far as it goes and a sweet drink turns the whole thing into pudding. The second rule is not to dunk: the coating is the first thing to go and it goes into the tea. The Everyday Mug\n \nBrew: A standard black tea, one bag per 200ml at a full boil, three to four minutes. Strong enough to have an opinion.\n \nMilk: A little, or none. Too much milk and there is nothing left in the cup to balance the bar.\n \nDunk: Do not. Chocolate coating and hot tea end the same way every time, and it is not in your favour.\n \nCount: One. This is a one-bar biscuit and the sweetness is the reason.\n\n The Lunchbox And Cold Milk Route\n \nServe: Cold milk, which is what the bar was designed around long before anyone paired it with tea.\n \nWhy it works: Fat and cold both suppress sweetness, so the cocoa in the filling comes forward and the bar tastes less sugary than it does with tea.\n \nPacking: Keep it out of direct sun and away from the side of the bag. A warm bar fuses to its wrapper, and a child opening that has lost half of it.\n \nResult:\n\n Brewing Notes For McVitie's Penguin Original, 7 Bars 172.2g\n\nWater temperature: Full boil. The bar is not delicate and the tea needs to be strong.\nMeasure: One bag per 200ml, one bar per person. \nSteep: Three to four minutes. A weak cup cannot keep up with two layers of chocolate.\nService: Milk sparingly, sugar never.\nDunk: No. The coating melts into the mug within a second and takes the point of the bar with it.\nIced version: Cold milk over ice is better than iced tea here, and a glass of plain cold milk is better than both.\nBest with: A strong builder's mug, a plain black coffee, or cold milk.\n Safety And Purity\n\nIngredients and dietary suitability: Per the published ingredient list for this barcode it contains wheat (gluten), milk and soya. Check the current UK pack before purchase; formulations and allergen advice can change.\n\nCount and weight: Seven bars at 24.6g, 172.2g in the box, according to the published pack listing.\nStorage: Cool, dry and out of the sun. Chocolate blooms above about 20 degrees, which leaves a pale grey film on the coating; it is harmless and the bar is still fine to eat, but the snap and the shine do not come back.\nChild Safety: Keep the kettle and the hot mug out of reach of children while you brew.",
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                "content": "How many bars, and how big?Seven bars at 24.6g each, 172.2g in the box, according to the published pack listing. Can I dunk it?No. The bar is coated on every face, and chocolate coating meets hot tea exactly once. The coating slides off within a second and ends up in the bottom of the mug. Eat it beside the tea. Are the jokes still on the wrappers?Yes. It is one of the few pieces of packaging in a biscuit aisle that people read on purpose, and it is a large part of why a bar that is otherwise a crowded format is remembered decades later. How sweet is it?Very. Two layers of chocolate with a sweet cocoa cream between them leaves the sugar nowhere to hide. One bar is genuinely enough, and a sweetened drink alongside turns the whole thing into pudding. What tea goes with it?Something with an opinion. A strong black tea at three to four minutes with very little milk, or a plain black coffee. Weak tea has nothing to cut through the coating with, and sugar in the cup makes it worse. Is it good in a lunchbox?It is what the format was built for, with one caveat: keep it out of the sun and away from the side of the bag. Full coverage means the whole surface is chocolate, and a warm bar fuses to its own wrapper. How should I store it?Cool, dry and dark. Above about 20 degrees the chocolate blooms and leaves a pale grey film on the coating. It is harmless and the bar is fine to eat, but the shine and the snap do not come back. Seven bars or fourteen?Seven, unless you know you will get through fourteen. The chocolate ages first, and a half-finished large box sitting in a warm cupboard goes to waste. What about the caramel and mint ones?Caramel is sweeter and stickier, further from a tea break and closer to confectionery. Mint cuts the sweetness and makes the better after-dinner bar, and the worse one for a child who was expecting chocolate. What about cold milk?Better than tea, if anything. Fat and cold both suppress sweetness, so the cocoa in the filling comes forward and the bar reads less sugary than it does beside a hot mug."
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                "content": "Ingredients and allergens. Per the published ingredient list for this barcode it contains wheat (gluten), milk and soya. Check the current UK pack before purchase; formulations and allergen advice can change.Ingredients, as published for this barcode: Milk Chocolate Flavour Coating (29%) [Sugar, Vegetable Oils (Palm, Shea), Cocoa Mass, Dried Skimmed Milk, Dried Whey (Milk), Butter Oil (Milk), Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, E476), Natural Flavouring], Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Sugar, Palm Oil, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Raising Agents (Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate), Natural Flavouring, Salt.Typical values per 100g, as publishedPer 100gEnergy520 kcalFat27gof which saturates15.2gCarbohydrate62.8gof which sugars40.8gFibre2.5gProtein5.3gSalt0.2gIngredient and nutrition data for this barcode: Open Food Facts (openfoodfacts.org), ODbL. The pack in your hands is the final word.ComponentProportionWhat it bringsChocolate coatingevery faceFull coverage, sweet and soft-setting rather than snappy, which is what makes the bar feel generous for 24.6g. It is also why the bar cannot be dunked and why it fuses to its wrapper in a warm bag.Chocolate flavour creamthe middle layerSmooth and cocoa-led, and noticeably sweeter than the coating around it. This is the layer doing most of the talking.Biscuit layerstwo, thinLight and crisp, and there for structure more than flavour. They keep the bar rigid enough to survive a lunchbox and give the cream something to sit between.Count and weight7 bars, 24.6g each172.2g in the box, according to the published pack listing.Pack: McVitie's Penguin Original Chocolate Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars, 7 Bars 172.2g; an outer box of seven individually wrapped bars. Best before the date printed on the pack, and best kept cool, dry and out of the sun.The count and the bar weight are as given in the published pack listing.Sourcing & blend. McVitie's Penguin Original Chocolate Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars, 7 Bars 172.2g is a McVitie's line, and the bar is one of the few in a crowded format that people can describe from memory. The reason is on the wrapper rather than in the recipe: printing a joke to read while you eat solved a problem no reformulation could have, which is that chocolate-covered biscuit bars are very hard to tell apart. The construction is conventional and sensible, two thin biscuit layers around a soft cocoa cream with a full coating outside, giving a bar that is light for its size, sets firm in a cool room and stays sealed until it is opened. The pack you receive is the current UK retail pack rather than an import made to a different recipe.What is in McVitie's Penguin Original Chocolate Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars, 7 Bars 172.2g, and what is not:In: seven individually wrapped chocolate-coated biscuit bars with a chocolate flavour cream filling, 24.6g each.No cocoa origin claim: we make none. The declaration and any certification are on the current UK pack.Not a dunking bar: the coating leaves for the bottom of the mug within a second, which is an editorial description of how it behaves rather than a claim off the pack."
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                "content": "The flavour of McVitie's Penguin Original Chocolate Flavour Cream Filled Biscuit Bars, 7 Bars 172.2g is built in three layers, and here the layers are literal: coating, cream and biscuit, in that order from the outside in.The outer layer is the coating, and it is the first thing you taste because it covers every face of the bar. It is sweet, soft-setting rather than brittle, and it melts at body temperature quickly enough that the whole surface is going before the biscuit has been reached. That softness is a design decision rather than a shortcoming: a hard, high-cocoa shell would snap and shatter in a lunchbox, where this one flexes. It is also the reason the bar cannot be dunked and the reason it fuses to its wrapper in a warm bag, because full coverage means there is no unprotected surface to hold on to.The flavour spike is the cream, and it arrives a beat after the coating with a distinctly higher sugar load. Cocoa leads it, but the sweetness is what registers, and because the cream sits in the middle it is released across the whole bite rather than at the start or the end. That is why one bar feels complete and two feel like too many: there is no break in the sugar anywhere in the sequence. The absence of salt or acidity anywhere in the build is deliberate for the audience, and it is also what makes the choice of drink alongside matter more than usual.The base structure is the two biscuit layers, and they do structural work rather than flavour work. They are thin, light and crisp, and they are what stops a soft cream bar collapsing in a bag. They also fragment cleanly, so the finish is shorter than the sugar load suggests, and the palate does clear if you give it a few seconds. Without them this would eat as confectionery; with them it stays, just, a biscuit.Getting it right in the cup. Brew a black tea properly, one bag per 200ml at a full boil for three to four minutes, with a little milk or none at all. The job of the drink here is to cut rather than to join in, and tannin is the only thing in the pairing capable of resetting a palate carrying two layers of chocolate. Sugar in the cup is the mistake to avoid; so is a milky, weakly brewed mug, which leaves nothing to contrast with. A plain black coffee does the same job through roast bitterness. The other direction is to abandon contrast entirely and pour cold milk, which is what the bar was built around: fat and cold both suppress sweetness, the cocoa comes forward and the bar reads less sugary than it does with tea. Do not dunk under any circumstances.How water and temperature change it. Temperature is the whole story on the biscuit side, and it is about the coating rather than the biscuit. Above roughly 20 degrees chocolate begins to soften, and above that it blooms: cocoa butter migrates to the surface and sets as a pale grey film. A bloomed bar is harmless and tastes almost the same, but the shine and the snap are gone for good, so a warm cupboard or a sunny windowsill costs you something you cannot get back. The same physics explains the lunchbox rule, since a bar pressed against the warm side of a bag will weld itself to the wrapper and lose half its coating on opening. Cold, by contrast, flatters it: a bar from the fridge has a firmer snap and tastes noticeably less sweet. On the drink side, hard water pulls more tannin from a black tea in the same three to four minutes, which suits this bar rather than harming it, because tannin is exactly what the pairing needs."
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                "content": "McVitie's Penguin Original, 7 Bars 172.2g is individually wrapped, fully coated and very sweet, which decides most of what you can sensibly do with it. Recipes, born here first The Strong Mug How to make The Strong Mug with a Penguin Original bar. 5 min 1 serving Easy You'll need 1 Penguin bar 1 bag strong black tea 200ml water at a full boil A little milk Method Brew one bag in 200ml straight off the boil for three to four minutes. The cup needs to be strong enough to have an opinion. Go easy on the milk and skip the sugar entirely. Sweetening the cup turns the whole thing into pudding. Unwrap the bar and read the joke. That is not optional. Eat it beside the mug. Do not dunk; the coating will be in the bottom of the cup within a second. The Cold Milk Serve How to make The Cold Milk Serve with a Penguin Original bar. 2 min 1 serving Easy You'll need 1 Penguin bar A tall glass of cold milk Method Pour the milk straight from the fridge. Eat half the bar on its own and notice how sweet it is. Drink, then eat the second half. Fat and cold suppress sweetness, so the cocoa comes forward. Skip the tea entirely on a warm day. This is the better pairing and it always was. What you'll end up with: The same bar tasting less sugary and more chocolatey, for the price of using a different glass. Packing One Properly How to pack a Penguin Original bar for a bag or a lunchbox. 1 min 1 serving Easy You'll need 1 wrapped bar A rigid tub or a side pocket A cool bag in summer, optional Method Put the bar in a rigid tub rather than loose, so nothing presses on the coating. Keep it away from the sunny side of the bag. A warm bar welds itself to the wrapper. Add an ice block in hot weather and put the bar next to it, not on top of it. Open it flat if it has warmed up, so the coating stays with the bar rather than the paper. What you'll end up with: A bar that opens cleanly at lunchtime, which is the whole reason for buying wrapped ones. The Fridge-Cold Bar How to make The Fridge-Cold Bar with a Penguin Original. 30 min 1 serving Easy You'll need 1 Penguin bar 30 minutes in the fridge Black coffee, optional Method Chill the wrapped bar for half an hour. Not the freezer; that makes the biscuit dense and dull. Unwrap and eat it cold. The coating snaps instead of smearing and the sweetness drops noticeably. Pair it with a plain black coffee if you want the contrast sharper still. Note that a chilled bar sweats if you leave it out, so eat it soon after it comes out. What you'll end up with: A coating that snaps and a bar that tastes noticeably less sweet."
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